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Sexy poem 
 - Mohini aao khelenge.
 - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.
 - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
 - Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai
 - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
 - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai
 - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
 - Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega..
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BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:

3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI

3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI

3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo

(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND

3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.

Men will be Men:

Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ��
DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,
Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,��
Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, 
Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru...
Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. 
Char dost mile. Gandmasti shururu . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru... Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru.. :


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