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A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...


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Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya..
Uski baap : ye kiska hain?
Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha..
pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!


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Boy Ladki k Saamne Pant utarkar bola-
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?


Girl panti utarkar boli-
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.




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Sex karo daily jab girlfriend ho akeli,

Jab girlfrnd na ho akeli, to ragdo uski saheli,

Jab na mile uski saheli, to �Jindabad Hatheli�

BUT ENJOY DAILY


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College Girl Fees Counter Par Khadi Thhi
Fees Collector Se Boli: �Sir, Le Lo Na�
Sir: �2 Minutes Ruko Araam Se Lunga�
Ladki: �Arey Jaldi Lelo Fir Nahi De Paungi,
Mera Period Shuru Hone Wala Hai�




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Boy: Breast ke taraf ishara
keraty hway, Amme Amme
yeh kia hain
Amme: Beta yeh Ghubaray
Hain.
Boy: Tu Amme masi kay
baray kion hain.
Amme: Tumnay kub daikhay.
Boy: Jub papa un main hawa
bhar rahay thay


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Larkon ko lrkiyon
Kay bary bary pasand hoty hain,
Larkiyan jab chalti hen to un k hilte huye bauhat pyare lagty hen,

Kya?
.

Socho?

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Nahi pata?


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Un k pyary pyary bary bary

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Baal.
saale tharki..


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What's Marriage?

Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense Of Humans

That Destroys All The Six Senses

And Makes The Person NON Sense..! 


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Boy : I Want Us To Be In A Relationship.

Girl : Its Okay But Under One Condition

Boy : Which One ?
Girl : No Sex, Bcoz Am Preserving It
For My Future Husband.

Boy : Thats Okay, I Also Have My Condition

Girl : Which One ?

Boy : No Using Of My Money Coz
Am Preserving It For My Future Wife!!! :P 


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Husband: Income is not sufficient; if you knew to cook we can remove Shef.
Wife: �Kamine, if u knew to f^*K watchman, gardener and driver.�


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Nurse lost her cat.
nurse in the hospital- any 1 got a pussy,all women stood up,
i mean any one seen a pussy, all men stood up.I meant any one seen my pussy,
all doctors stood up


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Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.

Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.

Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.

Boy : Aur lo gee.

Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo


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Girl: sorry sir u can't smoke here

Customer: but i bought the cigarettes from your shop?

Girl: we also sell condom. you can't start fucking here


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Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no.
phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne 
k liye istamal karte ho. 



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Nurse- Bed No.2 Wale Patient Ka Bp
3 Baar Check Kiya, Bahut High Hai....

Doctor- 1 Baar Phir Se Check Karo
Par Apne Upar K 2 Button Band Kar Lena. 



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1950 ki Ladki
Pehla phela pyaar hai chai taiyaar hai,
Aajao sajana aapka intazaar hai.
2010 ki Ladki
Navva / dasva pyaar hai,
Mera Dil bekrar hai,
Aajao na darling warna gayarava taiyar hai.


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Jab se landline ki number series change hui hai aur number ke aage 2 lagana hai, 
tabh se computer operator kahti hai ke pehele dau dabao phir lagao.


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Boy :- Janu ab tum change ho gayi ho.
Girl :- Wo kyun ?
Boy :- Ab main tumhe KISS karta hu to tum Eyes Close Nahi Karti.
Girl :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar Close ki thi to Mere Purse se 100 Rs. Gayab The.

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Bahu saas ki paon daba rahi thi.GHAGHRA 
upar hogaya.Bahu boli: PRANAAM,
SAAS: Kisko?
BAHU: SASURJI KI RANBHUMI AUR MERE PATI KI JANAM BHUMI KO 


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Mainy kaha dilruba,
Usny kaha paise dikha,
Mainy kaha paise nahi,
Usny kaha aise nahi,
Mainy kaha mehengai hai,
Usny kaha ja tu mera bhai hai.


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Kaisa lagta hai jb
Barasti pani mai
hawa k jhokn k sang
Khamosi sy chlty hue
Koi apka hath tham k hauly sy keh dy
Niche"GOBAR" hai zara dhaye sy


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God Ny Aurat Ko
Sunder Bnaya
khubsurat Dimag Dia
Hirni C Aakhy
Gulab Sy Hoth
Pyar Bhara Dil Diya
Fir..

Juban Dy kr
Sb Pa Pani Fer Diya


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Firstly, take it in hand.
Den on mouth .
Phir thuk lagao .
Phir Under gusao
Kitna Mushkil hota hai soi main dhaaga daalna. 


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In a bus Girl-Im pregnant,plz give me seat? 
Seat deny k baad Boy-dekhny me to pregnant nhi lagti. 
Girl-Abhi ksy lagungi 1 ghanty phly hi to chudi hun.


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A boy talking on mobile .... 
2nd boy: Kis sy baat kr rahy ho?
1st: Behan sy.
2nd: Itnay pyar sy .... ?
1st: Haan teri jo hai.


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Ladyi waly ladki daikhn gye.
Ladky ny Ladki sy pucha:Aapko KHANA BANANA aata hai ?
Ladki :Nahi mjhy to BANANA KHANA aata hai..!!


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Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app py barsy,
hr koi aap k sath sony ko tarsy,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ny ko tarsyn.


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Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife iz pregnant
She iz having pain right nw
Doctor Iz this her 1st child?
Sardar No dis iz her husband speaking.


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Hindi class main master ki pant ki zip khuli daikh Ladkiyan zor sy hasny lgi.
Masterji boly: Zyada hehe ki to bahar nikaal kr khada kr doonga.


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Bhagwan ko gussa kb aata hai?
Jb kisi ladki ka rape hony k baad uski ma bolti hai
"Hey Bhagwan yeh tuny kya kiya."


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Q: Agar Madhubala ki jagah Mallika Sherawat hoti Mughal-e-Azam main to film ka naam kya hota?
A: Mughal-e-Orgasm!


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Pappu meets his old frnd.
Pappu: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B.
Frnd: Oye, iska matlab?
Pappu: Kuch nahi yaar, I mean long time no C.


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Jad aapji da janam hoya ty tusi nangy si ty cheekan maar rahy si
te hun jad tusi nangy hunde ho ty koi hor cheekan marda ha.
Sab time-time di gal ha.. 

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A bachelor gives an AD in a matrimonial.
"Wanted,Girl Age no bar, looks no bar, Money no bar
But SEX Baar baar, Hazaar bar...Lagataar...


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Q: Y do pubic hair never grey & hair on head turn grey?
A: Bcoz utte sochan hi sochan ty thaly moja hi moja..


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Wat do u usually say after Sex?
I Luv U?
Wrong!
Dat was great?
Wrong again!
I Luv it?
Wrong again!
Da Ans: Mera Kachha Kithy Ha...

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Sex Quote Images | Sexy Images ~ Best Shayaris Online
Sex Quote Images | Sexy Images

Sada Allhad Umar Da Kaida Kude Dukha De Naal Bhar Gya Teri Yaad V Hun Aundi Kde-Kde Main Tere To Door Hunda Mar Gya Kde Hona Ni Si Tu









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Hot N Sexy SMS, Messages, Shayari, Hindi Funny Jokes
Nahi plz niche mat dabao

Nahi plz niche mat dabao

Kuch ho jayega

Plz dekho mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna ho jayega

Plz mat dabao

Aaaah uffff..


Dekha ho gaya na sms khatam.  😈



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Chalu Girlfriend
Girlfriend chahe jitni bhi chalu ho,
Kabhi usse dosti mat todna,
Kyunki pani kitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bujhane k kam to aa hi jata hai.



Reducing Weight
1 ladki ne weighing machine mein coin daal ke apna wajan dekha, 58kg
Sandal utari, 56kg
Jacket utari, 53kg
Fir duppata, 52kg
Aur fir coin khatam
Ek bhikari bola tu chalu rakh sikke main dalunga!!!



Dosti Ka Gift
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.

Dosti Ka Gift
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.




Dosti Ka Gift
Neeche aap ke liye DOSTI ka gift hai
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Danda hai.
Ghusa le
Message karta nahi
Gift Chahiye
GANDU KO.


Bra Ad in Punjabi
A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri bhen di...


Adult Hindi SMS
Adult Hindi SMS or Dirty SMS or dirty Indian mobile sms or Hindi Sexy SMS are those sms jokes which contains some adult content. The term Hindi Sexy SMS or Adult Hindi SMS is used to describe various jokes, prose, poems, black comedy and skits that deal with topics that are considered to be adult taste or vulgar. It is concerned with sex or a particular ethnic group or gender. Other adult hindi sms jokes or hindi sexy sms include violence, particularly domestic abuse, excessive swearing or profanity. These hindi sexy sms are not suitabe to be viewed or listen by any unmatured person.
We have a large collection of adult hindi sms jokes for you but be sure you must be over 18 years to visit these adult hindi mobile sms. Enjoy these adult hindi sms because these hindi sexy sms or adult hindi sms are specially collected for you.
Chalu Girlfriend


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Sexy poem and hindi jokes
Sexy poem 
 - Mohini aao khelenge.
 - Nahi Aap humko pelenge.
 - Yehi to pyar ki kasauti hai
 - Nahi,Meri chut bahut chhoti hai
 - Dekh Tere liye is dil me kitna pyar bhara hai
 - Nahi Mujhe pata hai Aapka Bahut der se khada hai
 - Dekh Ye tera husn aur nikhaar dega.
 - Ji nahi Ye meri chut+gand dono phad dega..
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BABA CHODUDAS KA UPDESH:

3 Cheeze Zindagi me ek Baar milti hai

(1) LUND
(2) PAHLI CHUDAI
(3) JAWANI

3 Cheeze Soch samaj Kar Uthao

(1) LAUDA
(2) HATHODA
(3) DARU SANG SODA
3 Cheeze Soch Ke Karo
(1) PADOSAN SE CHUDAI
(2) KHET ME KHUDAI
(3) DOST KI VIDAI

3 Cheeze Kisi Ka Intezar nahi Karti

(1) RANDI KI CHOOT
(2) BIGDA HUA POOT
(3) AATA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze Choti Na Samjo

(1) SOYA LUND
(2) AATI THUND
(3) Mutual FUND

3 Cheeze hamesa Dard deti hai

(1) KUNWARI CHOOT
(2) DAKU KI LOOT
(3) ATKA HUA MOOT

3 Cheeze hamesa apko khush rakhegi

(1) CHODNE KI KHUMARI
(2) BHOJAN KI TAIYARI
(3) MERI YARI.

Men will be Men:

Nipple Mila. Chusna Shuru, ��
DEWAAR Mili. Mutna Shuru,
Zuban Fisli.. Maa-Behan Shuru,��
Gaand Mili. Ungli shuru, 
Fokat Ki Mili. Pina Shuru...
Lund haath aaya. Hilana shuru.. 
Char dost mile. Gandmasti shururu . Ladki mili.Chudai ki planning shuru... Aisa msg mila.Fwrd karna shuru.. :


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नर्क में एक जगह पर बहुत सारे लोग इकट्ठा बैठ कर हंसी-मजाक कर रहे थे


नर्क  में  एक  जगह  पर  बहुत  सारे  लोग  इकट्ठा  बैठ  कर
हंसी-मजाक  कर  रहे  थे। 

�� �� �� �� �� ��

उनके  शोरगुल  से
यमराज  डिस्टर्ब  हो  रहे  थे ����

जब  काफी  देर  तक  शोरगुल  जारी  रहा  ��
तो  यमराज  ने  चित्रगुप्त  को  बुलाया  और  बोले,  ��

"ये  कौन  लोग  हैं  जो  नर्क  में भी इतने मज़े कर रहे हैं..?

����  " चित्रगुप्त   मायूस  होते  हुए  बोले,

"सर  ये  सब" punjabi" हैं, 
ये  कंही  भी  सेट  हो  जाते  हैं..!!��������������������

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Akbar aur Birbal Non veg dirty funny jokes in hindi

Akbar aur Birbal

new Akbar birbal - Ek Baar Akbar Ne Birbal Ko Aadesh Diya

A: Ek Aisa Aadmi Dhundh Ke Lao Jo Mere Saath Isharo Mein Baat Kar Sake, Main Us Se Kuch Sawaal Puchunga

B: Ji, Maharaj

A: Agar Usne Galat Jawab Diya To Uski Gardan Kat Di Jayegi, Aisa Aadmi Nai Dhund Sake To Tumhari Gardan Kaat Dunga

Ab Birbal Ki Fat Gayi, Kahan Se Laye Aisa Aadmi Dhund Ke,

10 Din Baad Ek Bakri Charane Wala Mil Gaya Naam Tha Chanki

Birbal Ne Chanki Ko Lalach Diya: Main Tujhe 10,000 Rupaye Dunga, Tu Bas Raja Ke Samne Chal Pad Aur Isharo Mein Baat Kar

C: Agar Main Jawab Na De Paaya To?

B: Jo Hoga Dekha Jayega, Tu Mar Bhi Gaya To Kam Se Kam Tere Ghar Wale Mere Diye Rupayo Se Aram Se Zindagi To Kaat Lenge

Chanki Ko Baat Samajh Mein Aa Gayi Aur Pahunch Gaya Darbar Mein

Akbar Ne Use 1 Ungali Dikhayi, Chanki Ne Usko 2 Dikha Di

Akbar Ne Isharo Se Pucha: Kyu?

Chanki Ne Ek Ungli Asmaan Ki Taraf Kari Aur Fir Badshaah Ki Taraf Kar Di

Akbar Muskuraya Aur Usne Apne Haath Ko Hawa Mein Hilaya Aur Pucha: Kyu?

Chanki Ne Apni Pant Niche Ki Aur Lund Pakad Ke Raja Ke Samne Hila Diya,

Birbal Ki Ye Dekh Ke Gaand Fat Gayi Par Raja Bahut Khush Hua Aur Chanki Ko Inaam Deke Vida Kiya

Uske Jane Ke Baad Birbal Ne Hairan Hokar Akbar Se Puchha

B: Hajoor Ye Kya Chal Raha Tha

A: Maine Use 1 Ungli Dikha Ke Pucha, Kya Allah Ek Hai? Wo Bola 2 Hain, Ek Upar Or Ek Niche Aap

B: Ohh, Fir Kya Pucha Tha Aapne?

A: Maine Puchha Tha, Ye Population Kyo Badh Rahi Hai, Usne Lund Dikha Ke Bola Ki Iski Wajah Se

Birbal Ke Ye Sun Ke Hosh Ud Gaye Ki Us Se Bhi Akalmand Koi Hai Is Duniya Mein, Usne Socha Ki Milna Chahiye Chanki Se, To Ja Pahuncha Chanki Ke Ghar

B: Tumhe Samajh Kaise Aya Ke Raja Puchna Kya Chahta Hai?

C: Lo Ismein Kya Mushkil Hai, Raja Bola 1 Bakri Dega, Maine Bola 2 Lelo, Upar Wale Ne Bahut De Rakhi Hain

B: Aur Dusri Baar?

C: Fir Akbar Ne Pucha Tha Sab Bakri Dega? Maine Bola Loda Lele Mera

Birbal Behosh Ho Gaya

Moral: Ek Chutiya Tab Tak Samajhdar Dikhta Hai Jab Tak Wo Muh Na Khole??????

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School Girls Pictures: Hot Photos!
School Girls Pictures: Hot Photos!

I bet school girls didn’t look like this when you were in high school! Here’s a school girls fantasy photo gallery that will make you want to hit the books and go back to class. You won’t get much studying done with girls like this in your classroom but who cares? Time to get your notebooks, pens, pencils and lunchbox ready to go for the new semester in school girl fantasy land! Click the thumbnails for full-size photos.


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Top Natural Beauty Tips For Glowing Skin
Some people are not ready to spend more money in Chemical beauty product ,They love to try home made product which are always available in home kitchen. I have some beauty tips that is  cheapest, natural,and easier home made product.

Dry and brittle Haircare

In this era approximately 80% people are suffering dry and brittle hair due to sun exposure, swimming in ocean, curling irons etc. I have natural and home made solution for this problem .Make a hair pack by mixing one cup of ½ cup of honey(depending hair length) with 2   tsp of olive oil and 1 egg yolk .Spread this pack over your hair properly,keep it for 30 min to 1 hr for better result. Wash off it with water by using mild shampoo. You have to follow this process once in a week.

Avoid Exfoliate skin without scrubbing

Take bath with milk water or add ½ cup vinegar in one tub water.

Get Relax from Yellow nails

If your nails get yellow by using excess nail polish, Clean it by using lemon juice. Soak your nails in lemon juice for 5 minutes,then you would get whiten color in your nails.

Get youth skin and energy as well

Mix equal part of cocoa and yogurt , and apply it over face. Risen off with cold water.It will give you energetic and younger look.

Moisturizing your skin

Make a face pack of ½ banana and 1 tsp of banana. Apply it over face and neck portion, leave it for 15 minutes then wash it with cold water. After some days you will get moisturizing skin.

Relief from Sunburns

If you are effected sunburn in your skin, Mix equal part of aloevera and honey and apply in effected skin area,wash it by using cold water After 20 minutes. Your skin will get soothes.

Recipe for Whiten Teeth

Mix one pinch of baking soda in your toothpaste at the time of brush your teeth. Do it once a week, Or you can rub orange peel in your teeth on everyday basis. It is a cheapest way to get whiten teeth.

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Tips and Advice Facial and Body Hair Removal
A large portion of the young ladies are confronting upper lip hair issue due to it face gets to be appalling and upper lips parcel shows dark.. You can evacuate it by treading for calmly however this methodology is the extremely frightful. Instructions to help from this furry issue forever?

Natural Ways To Removing Unwanted Hair of Upper Lips

Women hair removal tips for face 

You can evacuate upper lips hair by utilizing hair evacuation cream. Apply smidgen cream on the upper lip and wipe it away with wet cotton, it forestalls burning issue.
Shroud the hair issue by applying paste of turmeric.
Applying a pack of honey and turmeric powder before going bed, it will stop the hair development on that territory.
Make a pack of beet root or carrot juice with fresh milk cream, massage it on your upper lips, and after sometimes wash off with cold water.

Note-
How to Remove Hair Tips


Always prefer expert beautician for threading.
Don’t use chemical hair bleaching for removing unwanted hair.
Always try to using natural product.

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8 Benefits of Turmeric for a Flawless Skin
Turmeric is a modest magnificence for wonderful skin. it acts like as a regular antiseptic, antibacterial medicine. It serves to cleaning the skin and bringing a long lasting common against maturing skin. It accessible in business effectively. Turmeric is likewise utilized as a part of everyday cooking food. You can utilize it as a magnificence item in a reasonable budget. Some turmeric excellence formulas
Turmeric Beauty Tips


Excellent Turmeric Powder Beauty Tips


  1. Prepare a pack of turmeric powder, water and sandalwood powder. Apply on your face and after 10 minutes wash off it. It cures acne issues.
  2. Blend turmeric powder with two drops of mustard oil and few drops of lemon juice. Make a paste and apply it all over and rub it with round movement work 15 minutes and wash off with chill water. It works as scrubs.
  3. Make a Pack of turmeric powder, lemon juice and cucumber juice. Apply over face and neck.It helps to remove dark spot on your face.
  4. Turmeric is a faster remedy for wrinkle problem. Apply a pack of turmeric powder and butter milk over your face and neck. Keep it till dry. After wash off with cold water.
  5. Make a bath scrubbing pack with turmeric powder and butter, massage it before bath. It removes dead cell and gives nourishing skin.
  6. Apply turmeric and coconut oil paste on your cracked heel before bath. It cures cracked heel problem
  7. Make a pack of milk and turmeric powder; rub it whole body before bath. It gives glowing skin.
  8. Grind raw turmeric with neem leaves , make a paste, apply it whole body,After some times take bath with cold water,it kills germs on your body.

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